Polygraph
When I scheduled the first
polygraph test with Ketchum Investigations I didn't understand the
format of the test. I thought I was limited to a certain number of
questions. But I learned that if the test is performed as a
"statement" type, you could, theoretically, include an
almost infinite number of "statements" in one document, then
ask if everything in that document is true. Personally, I think such a
test should be limited to no more than a couple of pages of statements
at a time. At any rate, the up-side to this approach is that you can
be tested on more data for less cost. The downside is that if there is
even the slightest bit of deception associated with any one question,
the entire test will be scored as deception. So you can ask, "Did
you kill the butler in the bathroom?" Subject answers
"no" and is telling the truth. Next question: "Did you
steal a candy bar when you were six years old?" Subject answers
"no" and is lying---he really did steal a Snickers when he
was six. On this type of test, it also looks as though he killed the
butler in the bathroom. So every single statement made in this type of
test must be absolutely true, or you will fail the entire test.
I didn't know what to
expect when I scheduled this "statement" type test, as opposed to the standard "issue" test. I was afraid the polygraph machine was fallible. I thought it probably was accurate most of
the time, but that a smart individual could trick it or fool it. I was
also very much afraid that the machine might say I was lying, when I
wasn't. Still, given this particular situation, when four people had
concertedly plotted and conspired to
strip me of all sorts of basic constitutional rights, I really had no choice but to
put my fate in the hands of the machine.
I'm sick of
liars, as most of us are, and I know
now, firsthand, that a polygraph examination will expose them. During
the first few minutes of the test, when the examiner was setting up a
baseline---a reference point from which to see what my graph would
look like when I did lie, I was asked to think of a number, then
answer yes every time I was asked if such and such a number was the
one I was thinking of. I felt this would be a good test of the
machine, and I was positive I had fooled it. I was surprised, then,
when the examiner could tell me exactly what my number was. I was given the opportunity to try and trick the machine over and over. I wasn't able to fool it even once, not even marginally. Bottom
line: The machine works.
I've already made an official offer to Lamb
and Mcfarland to take a polygraph regarding their allegations against me. I
offered to pay them for their time away from work (even though I
believe they're salaried, it could be easily pro-rated). I offered to pay for the tests, and to kick
in an additional $200 each whether they passed or failed. I offered to
drop criminal charges of perjury against them if they passed, and, if
they passed, I promised to apologize profusely, publicly, and often to
them and their employer(s). I also promised to drop upcoming civil
actions against them and their employers if they passed the tests, and
to stop efforts to have them charged with multiple counts of perjury.
What could they lose? If they flunked the test, they got paid double
for their time, they made another $200 for about an hour on the
hot-seat, and nothing else would change---my criminal and civil
actions against them would remain the same. If they passed, they'd get
the loot, plus they'd get to see me squirm in public as I apologized
to them---and I certainly would do exactly that. In addition, they
could stop worrying about upcoming civil and criminal actions. So what
did they have to lose? Lamb and Mcfarland have refused to respond.
Their attorney has refused to respond. Lamb's and Mcfarland's
employers have refused to respond.
So be it.
Polygraph
Test Number 1